November 08, 2007

Here's To More Fun

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on,man, how about giving a senior citizen a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So then I called him a #%"#*. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said"Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

*Well, I think that guy would have even more fun if he looked for stickers supporting Obama, Edwards, and Kucinich, too!


8 comments:

The Hermit said...

I'd try that here but I might get thumped.

Jan said...

hermit..we wouldn't want that to happen! :)

DNR said...

HAHAHAHahahahah!!!!
VERY nice!!! I am gonna have to try that!!

Jan said...

dnr...let me know where to send the bail money! LOL

GUYK said...

BAWAHAHAHAHA

rockync said...

Now, that's my kind of retirement!

Jan said...

guyk..I just knew you'd appreciate that! LOL

Jan said...

rockync..it could be worse! :)